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No Cure for Cancer

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

No Cure for Cancer
Boston-born comedian and actor Denis Leary released his first standup comedy album No Cure for Cancer in 1993. The chain-smoking, explosive Leary first gained notoriety with MTV commercials, but he certainly benefited from the popularity of Sam Kinison and Andrew Dice Clay in the late 1980s and early 1990s. No Cure for Cancer is wildly uneven. About 35 minutes of standup are sandwiched between four novelty songs. The best one, “Asshole,” is a funny diatribe set to acoustic rhythm guitar. It achieved some success in a censored form, which robbed it of impact. Leary’s barbed tongue tackles topics like drugs, smoking, meat, rock stars, death, and combinations thereof. Parts of the standup monologue don’t work, and occasionally the deadly silence of the audience proves it. He starts rolling when he talks about sex, drugs, and music as they related to 1970s culture. In “Rehab,” Leary complains about people blaming dysfunctional families for life’s disappointments. In a poignant rebuttal, he argues that happiness comes in small doses: a cigarette, a chocolate-chip cookie, or a five-second orgasm. “More Drugs” is clearly the best bit. He laments the deaths of stellar musicians and complains about the superhuman durability of lesser talents. No Cure for Cancer’s best line?: “Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead and we can’t get Jon Bon Jovi on a helicopter.” Ouch Others singled out for praise or ridicule include John Lennon, Yoko Ono, Motley Crue, Barry Manilow, the Bee Gees, Andy Gibb, Judas Priest, Dan Fogelberg, James Taylor, the Black Crowes, the Doors, R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe, Don Henley, Joe Walsh, Elvis Presley, and Keith Richards. Leary gleefully punctures political correctness by praising smoking and wishing for throat cancer and a voice box on “Smoke” and honoring war-mongering, carnivorous men on “Meat.”

- Bret Adams, All Music Guide

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KitchenAid KSB5PK Cook for the Cure 5 Speed Ultra Power Blender

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

KitchenAid KSB5PK Cook for the Cure 5 Speed Ultra Power Blender
Featuring 5 speeds, a one-piece stainless-steel blade assembly and a 40-oz. glass jar, this blender offers additional speeds for increased versatility. KitchenAid will also donate $10 from the purchase of this blender to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. KitchenAid offers the most powerful premium blenders available – features a strong motor and unique blade design. Oversized stainless steel blades allow it to crush ice at any speed. One-piece blade assembly features oversized stainless steel blades on four different planes for optimal blending. Durable base provides maximum stability during mixing. Step Start starts the blender at a lower speed to minimize splattering, then accelerates for optimal performance. The electronic sensor automatically adjusts power to maintain a consistent speed. 40-oz. heavy-duty glass jar resists scratching and discoloration, and all jars and lids are dishwasher safe. During its 2005 program, KitchenAid will donate to the Komen Foundation $10.00 for every Pink Blender sold to a consumer up to $10,000.

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Denis Leary – No Cure for Cancer and Lock N Load (2004)

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Denis Leary - No Cure for Cancer and Lock N Load (2004)
Although he is primarily known for his acting work, Denis Leary began life in the entertainment industry as a stand-up comic of some repute. His show “No Cure For Cancer” won him plaudits across the globe, and saw Leary attacking sacred cows such as fitness freaks, parenthood, drug taking, smoking, vegetarians, and a lot more besides. Leary works himself into a frenzy as he storms across the stage, while also taunting non-smokers in the audience by constantly billowing smoke into the air from a constant chain of cigarettes. “Lock and Load” follows similar themes, and originally played to over 16 million people on cable channel HBO. For fans of Leary’s inimitable schtick this is an awesome collection, for newcomers–hold onto your hats, this is quite a ride!

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KitchenAid 50358C 2 qt. Porcelain Teakettle – Pink

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

KitchenAid 50358C 2 qt. Porcelain Teakettle - Pink
This polished fully stainless steel tea kettle guarantees fast and even heating. The silicone handle provides a secure comfortable grip that is cool to the touch. Plus KitchenAid will donate US from the purchase of this Cook for the Cure tea kettle to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Our Hassle-Free Replacement Warranty guarantees that if your countertop appliance fails during the first year, KitchenAid will replace it free of charge. We will: Deliver a replacement to your door. Arrange the return of the failed appliance. Guarantee the new appliance for one year.

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Conair HS28RPK Power of Pink Instant Heat Ionic Hairsetter

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Conair HS28RPK Power of Pink Instant Heat Ionic Hairsetter
Features: Conair raises breast cancer awareness with the Power of Pink Instant Heat Ionic Rollers. Featuring ionic technology that helps promote shiny, healthy hair, this unit heats up in 90 seconds. As an added value, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of this product will be donated directly to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation.For more information, visit http://www.bcrfcure.org/ or call toll-free 1.866.FIND.A.CURE.Ionic technology.12 multi-sized rollers (8 large, 4 medium).Ceramic layered technology. Heat and store in pouch.

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Hana Professional Flat Iron 1.5″ – Breast Cancer Awareness Edition

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Hana Professional Flat Iron 1.5

Support the Cure with the Hana Pink Professional Flat Iron – Breast Cancer Awareness Special Edition. A full $25 of every purchase is donated to Susan G. Komen for the Cure, the leading charitable foundation center for breast cancer awareness and research. (See the official press release here.) Advanced Fusion Molding delivers glass-smooth ceramic-tourmaline plates while acccelerated negative ion output repairs hair follicles, sealing in natural oils for a conditioned, sleek, salon shine that lasts all day. With professional features like damp-to-dry styling, floating plates that self adjust to different textures and adjustable temperature, the Hana Professional hair straightener is engineered to deliver luxury at a down to earth price. Hana Professional Features: Stylish pink & matching accessories $25 of purchase donated to Susan G. Komen For the Cure to aid in Breast Cancer research and awareness Advanced Tourmaline Ceramic Plates for Accelerated Ion Generation and Maximum Frizz-Free, Conditioning Shine Ceramic is naturally hygienic, protects color & retards fading Floating 1.5 Plates Auto-Adjust To Glide Over Any Hair Texture Wide plates ideal for styling longer or thicker hair types Curved Plate Edges For Versatile Styling – Curl, Flip or Straighten! Adjustable Temperature Dial – 5 Settings from 140-450 F for All Hair Types Flash Heats in Seconds with Instant Compensation for Heat Loss Ergonomic Handle Design with No-Slip Grip Smooth Grooves Keep Hair Strands Separate and Snag-Free Tangle-Free Salon Quality Cord Swivels 360; Convenient Hanging Loop Energy Efficient at 38 Watts Independent On/Off Switch Includes Luxe Heat Proof Storage Pouch, Heat Proof Silicone Mat, & Special Edition Tin Case Made in Korea Two Year Warranty Please Note: LED indicator light remains steady when iron is heating up and will blink when desired temperature is reached. If the light is off but the switch is set to On, the iron is decreasing temperature to a lower setting.

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Grand Trunk Pink Parachute Breast Cancer Hammock

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Grand Trunk Pink Parachute Breast Cancer Hammock

Grand Trunk formerly known as The Travel Hammock has come up with a great way to relax and do a good deed at the same time. Their new Pink Parachute nylon Hammock is comfy and fun and will raise awareness of this dreadful disease. It weighs a mere 10 oz. and it’s great for the backyard, picnics, hiking and backpacking. A durable but very light nylon blend it is easy to set up with the included 2 pieces of preknotted climbing rope which attach to the sturdy included ‘S’ hooks at each end of the hammock. It packs down to a very small softball size and fits almost anywhere. It packs into a convenient built on side pocket that acts as a drink holder or whatever you want when using the hammock. All hammocks are rot and mildew resistant and dry very quickly. Discover the ease and comfort of hammock life and as they say “”It beats the ground.”" Yes it does. Grand Trunk will donate 5% of the gross profits of this hammock to breast cancer research and that’s a very good thing. Steel ‘S’ hook for hanging ease is strong and reliable. Pink color raises awareness of this frightening illness and your purchase will help fund research for a cure. High Strength Breathable Nylon blend. Includes two 10′ pieces of 4.5mm climbing rope to hang the hammock. High Grade Nylon Triple Interlocking Stitching. Packs about the size of a softball. Lightweight. Breathable fabric for warm weather comfort. Each hammock is rot resistant and resists mildew. Hammock Storage Pocket built onto the hammock can’t be lost and doubles as drink or gear pocket while the hammock is in use. Quick drying nylon. Great for backyard or backpacking. Easier set up when using the optional Slap Straps. Color – Pink. Capacity – 1 Dimensions – 8′ x 4′. Weight – 10oz. Weight Limit – 250lbs. Import.

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Is there a cure for lung cancer through alternative medicine?

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

They just found a lump behind my breast bone in the lymph node, I’m waiting for petscan. Looking for any and all information connected with lung cancer cures and the statistics on the area where it is. What are my chances? All information will be greatly appreciated.
There are no known cures for lung cancer, sorry!

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